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Some businesses

$35.00

Description

Front
Some businesses send birthday cards hoping to get you to spend more money in their business

Inside
So antiquated and old school

Us? We’re different.

We don’t “hope.” Never. We wish. We pray. We dream. We imagine. We believe. We envision you coming in and dropping a bundle. But “hope”? Those businesses need to grow up! It’s a new day! There are much more powerful tools available for controlling other humans, and we’re stying ’em day and night!

So… happy birthday! From the business that’s different from start to finish, top to bottom, side to side, front to back, and even in the birthday cards we send!

Price:

Set of 50 cards: $35

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